Having been a sober observer at several parties I often wonder, why get drunk? Who wants to have your friend spend the evening holding your hair or wake up the next morning and not be able to find your cell phone but vaguely remember dropping it and then putting the several pieces in a "safe place?" Saturday, Michelle and I were the only two at the whole party who didn't have a single taste of alcohol. So, for all those individuals who say that it helps you loosen up and have more fun, I beg to differ and dare you to laugh as hard as we did! We laughed until there were tears, real tears, and our tummies were aching! Michelle's hubby had been watching a documentary online about people who have life dolls. I hadn't the slightest what a life doll was so I'll enlighten all who are wondering. Apparently there are life size, life like dolls that you can purchase for a mere 6 grand or so, some people even have "relationships" with them. One man in the documentary was quoted, "at first it was just a lot of sex, then our relationship grew and we would just gaze into each others eyes." Ummm...oh yeah, that guy lives at home with his mom. Michelle and I decided we wanted the voodoo version of said doll, we chose a name for it and...well, I don't want to give too many details, you should have been there and just like drunken humor, it was probably funnier then than it is now. Moral of the story: laugh and laugh hard, you'll probably feel drunk and aside from no hangover, nobody has to hold your hair and you won't misplace your cell.
Sunday, September 2, 2007
Drunken Humor
Having been a sober observer at several parties I often wonder, why get drunk? Who wants to have your friend spend the evening holding your hair or wake up the next morning and not be able to find your cell phone but vaguely remember dropping it and then putting the several pieces in a "safe place?" Saturday, Michelle and I were the only two at the whole party who didn't have a single taste of alcohol. So, for all those individuals who say that it helps you loosen up and have more fun, I beg to differ and dare you to laugh as hard as we did! We laughed until there were tears, real tears, and our tummies were aching! Michelle's hubby had been watching a documentary online about people who have life dolls. I hadn't the slightest what a life doll was so I'll enlighten all who are wondering. Apparently there are life size, life like dolls that you can purchase for a mere 6 grand or so, some people even have "relationships" with them. One man in the documentary was quoted, "at first it was just a lot of sex, then our relationship grew and we would just gaze into each others eyes." Ummm...oh yeah, that guy lives at home with his mom. Michelle and I decided we wanted the voodoo version of said doll, we chose a name for it and...well, I don't want to give too many details, you should have been there and just like drunken humor, it was probably funnier then than it is now. Moral of the story: laugh and laugh hard, you'll probably feel drunk and aside from no hangover, nobody has to hold your hair and you won't misplace your cell.
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I didn't know it was to be a voodoo doll! That makes it so much more enjoyable! Don't forget the sidecar!
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