Violated :o

Today at work I was violated. While standing unsuspectingly at the nurses station on one of the units, a patient walked out of the day room and gave me a hearty smack on the left cheek, that would be my butt cheek! (x!_) For those of you who need visuals, X marks the spot! In case you are wondering, it happened over an hour ago and I can still feel the sting. The saddest part is my reaction...I always think that if I am violated I am going to retaliate with a knee in the groin, a smack on the face or an elbow in the gut but noooo, all I could say was "EXCUSE ME!?" The other sad part is that Frank, the wonderful gay unit manager who witnessed all of this is more shaken up than me. Poor Frank:(