I'm HOT!

As many of you may know I have recently dropped a few pounds (49 as of this morning). Since I work with teenage boys who notice everything, I now regularly deflect both positive and negative commentary about my shrinking figure. I would like to share some of my very favorites!

• "Yo miss, you's losin' weight!?!...I ain't askin', I'm sayin'...you lookin' good!"
• "you lookin' pretty good but yo arms is flabby still"
• "You lookin' good but this (while indicating the skin under his chin) it jus ain't goin' down."
• "How much weight you gonna lose?" (to which I replied, I just want to be healthy) he responded "you was healthy a while ago, you good!"
• "If I had to choose to go on a date with Britney Spears or Hilary, I'd choose Hilary because Britney has fake boobs, fake nose, fake hair...." (this kid was talking to himself out loud and I stopped him before he could continue by telling him he would most definitely never have to make that particular choice)

and my personal favorite...

• "Man miss Hilary...you's gettin' small!"

So, um...Thanks boys!